Be the person with the coolest lanyard at the office with the Lovin' the Lard Bacon Lanyard! Because if loving the lard is wrong, you don't want to be right! This fun lanyard will keep your keys and ID handy, and it also lets you show off your love of bacon and fun sense of humor with awesome bacon style. It's the next best thing to wearing real bacon strips around your neck... Now there's an idea! Novelty lanyard measures 17.5 inches long and features a swivel-style clasp.